I'm in Love with a Stripper (song)

One of my biggest guilty pleasures is my affinity for stripper songs. I don't know if I was a stripper in a previous life or what but whenever I hear one of these songs I immediately have the urge to dance. And I'm not talking about a two step. I'm talking about full throttle, knees touching my elbows, gettin in like it's my freshman year at the Ritz, dancing. I can't understand why on earth I would get so hyped over songs that are so overtly sexually degrading to women but it's like singing along to a 'Too Short' song, you don't want to but you can't help yourself...

Here's the list of my top 5 Favorite Stripper Songs

1. "Da Baddest" -Big Kuntry King feat. Trey Songz: To be honest, I don't even know who 'Big Kuntry King' is but I came across the video for this song a couple months ago and ever since then it's been on heavy rotation on my iPod (and having sexy ass Trey Songz on the track doesn't hurt!)

2. "Tip Drill" -Nelly: How can you not love the song that got B.E.T's 'Uncensored' kicked off the air?

3. "Get Loose"- T.I: This like "Tip Drill's" twin brother. You can't have one without the other. I'm pretty sure T.I. even mentions the Tip Drill video in the first 10 seconds of the song.

4. "I'm in Love with a Stripper"- T-Pain: This song made it socially acceptable to wife a stripper. Hey.....ho's need lovin too! ;)

5. "Make it Rain"- Fat Joe feat. Lil Wayne: Now I've actually seen this song in action. You can't be mad at a song that makes grown men blow their entire paycheck at the advice of a damn song (at least the strippers aren't mad anyway, lol).

When the Cat's Away

You don't realize how much time you spend with your significant other until they go out of town. Here is a list of the 5 things I will do this weekend while my boyfriend is in Charlotte for CIAA:

1. Drink....excessively: For some reason my boyfriend thinks I'm an alcoholic even though I ONLY drink on the weekends (ok, and maybe a couple glasses of wine during the week, lol). He doesn't understand why I, and I quote... "feel the need to get a drink every time I go out." To appease him, I've been cutting back on drinking (at least when he's around!). This weekend, I'm gonna drink. Drink until I can't drink no mo'! I won't get sloppy but I will be "right!."

2. Spend my OWN money: This isn't necessarily a good thing but something I'm gonna have to do nonetheless. Since the BF's away, I will be forced to pay for my own meals and buy my own drinks...BOO!

3. Stay up past midnight: My BF's not much of a partier so usually, we end up going the sleep before Saturday Night Live even ends. This weekend, I'm staying up til the sun comes up and the cows come home....

4. Drive: This is another one of those things I don't want to do but will have to anyway. I guess this means I'll have to actually put gas in my car!

5. Sleep in the bed....sideways: I don't know why but I'm the most comfortable in the bed when I'm sleeping in it horizontally. With no BF around, I can sleep how I want and also not have to worry about waking up shivering because he's wrapped all of the damn covers around himself AGAIN!